Fail Occurred: 6/25/1996

As David Silver on the original Beverly Hills 90210, Brian Austin Green tried his hand at rapping and DJing. Remember: that was a TV show. Fake. Well, in 1996, the grown-up Brian Green (no Austin) decided that it wasn't just his character's passion-it was his own. With The Pharcyde's Slim Kid 3 making the beats, Brian Green dropped his album One Stop Carnival...with a thud. Now, Brian Green has (well had, at least) Megan Fox on his arm, while Tre has this garbage/footnote on his Wikipedia page (at least he got to snuggle with the bindi-wearing white girl on The Real World: Hawaii, too).