On Tuesday, your Internets were buzzing over Daft Punk possibly performing at Coachella this year; we had our doubts about that, and Pitchfork has received the following statement from Daft Punk:

"Daft Punk is not performing at Coachella this year."

It definitely seemed like short notice, and based on what Rob da Bank said, we had a feeling they wouldn't be performing anytime soon.