Hot 100 Peak Position: No. 1

You've been crushing on this really hot girl all through high school, but you never really made a move. Years later, you pick up a "girly magazine" and she's the centerfold. Do you recoil in disgust? Hell no. You're finally seeing her naked, and since she's posing nude, she must be sexually adventurous. It's only right you take her to a motel and do what you never got to do during your youth. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is "Centerfold."