The first thing you think when you see this person is: "Shouldn't you be at home working?" They claim to freelance, but no one has seen their byline in four years.

The only thing this person has going for them is their social media presence, which is largely propped up by their former reputation in the industry. As a result, they know everyone, but it's clear that they've seen better days. In a rare moment of compassion, you genuinely worry about this person and how they sustain income.