"We've always been very close to our crew, so we've had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way. We were in Germany years ago. There was a heat wave going on. In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade. We paid the drum tech.... Oh god, I forget the exact amount. I think we got the pot up to about 600 deutschmarks. [We paid him to] stick his johnson in the fan. I can still hear the "bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh" of the blade slowly sputtering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic." - Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, on paying a drum tech around $375 to stick his johnson in a fan. [via MensHealth]