The 10 Most Hilarious Lines On 2 Chainz's "Based On A T.R.U. Story"

Deuce comes with the humor.

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This feature is a part of Complex Music's 2 Chainz Week.

Since ditching the name Tity Boi and starting a fresh ascent to rap stardom, 2 Chainz's trademarks have been his constant energy and a love for absolutely outlandish punchlines. Though his first album since his rechristening has its share of serious moments (most notably show stopper “Ghetto Dreams” and Playaz Circle reunion cut “Stop Me Now”), 2 Chainz makes good on the promise of his recent output by stocking the LP full of absurd imagery and wordplay. Here are The 10 Most Hilarious Lines on 2 Chainz's Based on a T.R.U. Story, in stores today.

Written by Jon Tanners (@JonTanners)

“I take your girl and kidnap her/Feed her to my mattress”

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“Versace, cheese on my broccoli”

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“Bitch sit down, you got a bad atti'/Gave her the wrong number and a bad addy/You ain't going nowhere like a bad navi/Ass so big, I told her, 'Look back at it!'"

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"You pass out, I come too/Dippin' it like fondue/Spinach dip, cheese stick”

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Sex with 2 Chainz sounds a lot like a Super Bowl party. Once again, he's managed to take the simplest of sentiments and color it with his own powerful imagery. We'll never think of spinach dip the same.

“Known to act a donkey on the camel toe/Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole”

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“I got more hoes than four hoes I had a foursome for Christmas/Lemme turn it down my baby mama listenin'/Extra garlic butter I got Benihana issues”

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“Take ya bitch and I give her back/Give her this and I give her that/Fine wine and lobster tail/Candle light and Chrisette Michele/Look at the pussy and play 'kiss and tell'”

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“Woodgrain, chestnut/Titty fuck, chest nut”

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“Dressed to impress, snow on my chest/I don't like her if she got a fro between her legs”

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"Me and my nigga pass your ho like a hot potato/I be like, 'You could get her,' he be like, 'You could get her'/I be like, 'You could have her,' he be like, 'You could have her'/He be like, 'It don't matter,' I be like, 'Me neither'”

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