It's only fitting that a new Krispy Kreme song/video would appear online on National Doughnut Day. But don't get it twisted: he's not spitting about his favorite dessert treat/namesake. "Best Friends" is an ode to his number-one pal, Money Maker Mike. The lil' guy gets kidnapped, tied up, and, thankfully, saved by the song's hero, who gives the drug-dealing James a good ol' fashioned knuckle sandwich. You can't make this shit up. Watch the video above.

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