Date: Feburary 2003
Target: Slow girls
Best Line(s): "They say I talk a little fast, but if you listen a little faster I ain't gotta slow down for you to catch up, bitch."

Starting with his debut album, Get Rich or Die Trying, 50 stated loud and clear that no failure would ever be his fault. If you don't understand 50 or his rationale, that's your fault. If you don't get his music, you're not smart enough. If you've come to a different conclusion than 50, you're insane. If a tree falls in the woods, but 50 Cent didn't cut it down, it never happened. We're just getting started but catch up, bitch.