Date: Feburary 2003
Target: N/A
Best Line(s): "Doc says if I get hit I might get a fucking concussion, well better that than a hole in the head, right nigga?"

It's easy to write off 50's insistence on having bullet-proof everything as a marketing gimmick (which to some extent, it certainly was). But remember, he really did get shot a bunch of times, so any paranoia might not be completely unfounded. You'd probably be a lot like him if A) You had that much money and B) Your bones still hurt every time it rained.