Date: December 2011
Target: Everyone who thinks 50 fell off
Best Line(s): "If a nigga say I fell off, I just want you to ask him when. What they gon' say, what? The Curtis album? Okay, so number-one's not good enough?"


With the release of Get Rich or Die Tryin', 50 Cent was immediately thrust into the upper-limits of pop superstardom. He had a choice to make: stay in South Jamaica, or expand the empire. He chose the latter, pressing up gold plaques for "Ayo Technology" instead of holding down the concrete.