Date: September 2009
Target: Kanye and Jay-Z
Best Line(s): "I'm the greatest show on Earth, Ang."

50 Cent is like a walking, talking three-ring circus. He plays with fire, he walks a tightrope, he clowns around-and the listener always leaves entertained. Just sit him in front of a mic and toss him topics like "Kanye and Lady Gaga," "Jay-Z being a punk," and "Lil' Mama knowing better than to jump on stage when 50 is there." The man knows how to juggle.