Last night, Lil B gave a lecture at New York University (read a full recap of the show here). Although he delivered one of the most positive speeches you could ever imagine—talking endlessly about love and friendship and self-acceptance—he dropped a few non sequiturs, and said a number of things that were simply amazing. We're not sure what they all meant, but they were definitely the kinds of things that only someone like Lil B would say. To save you the trouble of having to listen to the entire speech (though, if you really want to, you can do that here) we cherry-picked some of our favorite parts. So keep clicking for some classic Lil B head-scratchers.

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