Original Song: Journey "Don't Stop Believing " (1981)

Obviously these gleeple have done more to revive the lost fart of crummy pop-chart covers than anybody else in the past few years, and if this is not technically their all-time nadir, it's still the one that got their ball rolling downhill.

The rendition is less than competent even by real-life high school talent show standards, thanks in large part to all its cloying neat-freak Polyphonic Spree-style a capella church-bell nonsense. It's actually shorter than Journey's version, but feels way longer. And there is still no such place as South Detroit.