Original Song: The Champs "Tequila" (1958)

True Animal House rap from an L.A. “French Mexican who can get with White Russians,” dropping a hundred alcohol puns on top of a prototypical L.A. surf instrumental no doubt based on Mexican music in the first place. Up there with the best of Lighter Shade Of Brown, Mellow Man Ace, and Delinquent Habits in the delectable sub–Cypress Hill '90s Latin lingo sweepstakes.