Ludacris Will Build A Time Machine

Luda's been lost for a few years, trafficking in so-so hooks and middling verses, falling short of the energy and fire he gave us for most of a decade. If his last few songs made him sound dated, his latest mixtape—and that painful beef with Drake and Big Sean—make him sound elderly.

There's only one solution: spend 2012 building a time machine so that he might live on as the old Luda, rather than Old Luda. With so many technological advancements and so much Fast and Furious money, there's no reason why the former King of the South shouldn't return to his throne.