#8. The Shreveport Police Department

Unforgivable offense: Ross was arrested for marijuana possession last March in Shreveport, Louisiana. Reporting a fellow officer violates the blue code of silence.

Their punishment: The arresting officers are forced to join Maybach Music as a supergroup—but their record won't be released until after Pill's LP charts.

Complex says: Even Wiz Khalifa's been arrested for this. Just legalize it already.