Best Line: "I need my women mobile, I make the bitch a mogul/Double-M-G is global, still rolling one for dolo."
Producer: Ryan Leslie
Album: Shakedown
Label: Bad Boy/Konvict Music/Interscope

Ross's paternalistic attitude towards women can be hard to justify, but he does such a good job of making his life seem a sublime pleasure that it could make the average man jealous—never mind how women might feel. If you've ever wondered how to grade diamonds, or what it's like when a Boss tells you to take the day off, then perhaps Ross's OKCupid profile is worth looking into.