Album: Life After Death
Label: Bad Boy
Lyrics: "Eatin' shrimp A la Carte with some bitches from Brussels/Eatin' clams and mussels." (The Notorious B.I.G.)

Big may have kept a few classy Belgians in his rolodex, but if we're being completely honest—this was just the perfect storm. Foreign chicks will always sound more exotic than domestic ones, and snacking on seafood will always be more stuntastic than land animals. Plus the fact that Brussels rhymes with mussels is just way too tasty for Frank White to pass up.