13. Various Artists It's Midnight Xmess III (1987)

Midnight Records's "Xmess" series makes their second appearance on the list with the third volume of their compilation. The music is still mostly forgettable, but we just can't shake the image of a drunken Santa (with X-rated Xmas card on the mantle) chopping off Rudolph's head so he can cook up some Yuletide stew.