5. Various Artists, Rainbow Brite Christmas (1985)

Throughout Western civilzation visionary artists have given us their best approximation of what hell must be like. Painters from Hieronymous Bosch to William Blake created visual representations of eternal damnation and unimaginable suffering. In classical music, we have Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain, Tchaikovsky's Francesca da Rimini as well as Liszt's Dante Symphony. In the modern era Hallmark Inc. has given us this.