Producer: Mr. Porter, DJ DDT Da Busta

Album: Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

Label: Geffen

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Complex says: At first glance, the title of the song sounds like something Too $hort would’ve put out about smasshing a girl on her period. But this one is actually for the kids. Dedicated to the youth football league that Snoop coaches, the five words repeated throughout the chorus gets more and more annoying as the song goes on.

Even for a rapper who loves flipping nursery rhymes, these verses sound way too much like actual nursery rhymes. And although it’s a nice song with a positive message, it had no business landing on a Snoop album that was supposed to be about some gangsta shit.