Date: December 2010

Most Ignorant Line: “Yeah nigga, 17 poles.”

What happened? Holding the camera sideways, King Jaffe Joe gives us a twisted tour of his crib that's too hot for mtv. From the Diplomat logo on his red curtains to his sparking sparkling red floor, Cam captures all the action. “Hold up," he narrates proudly, "my floors is dancing. You see my floors dancing? My fucking floors dance, nigga.”  But the best is a yet to come—downstairs there's a private strip club with enough poles and strobe lights to give Magic City a run for its money.

Complex says: Believe it or not, Killa Cam actually has a side-hustle as an interior decorator. We just want to know who his other clients are.