Ask A Thug’s 21 Favorite Hood Sex Songs

The Internet's best hood dating expert counts down his favorite songs to get nasty to.

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Ask A Thug is a mysterious dude from Brooklyn best known for his raw and hilarious dating advice. On the daily, AAT gives souls who are losing at love uncensored tips that cut to the heart of relationship drama.

Looking for a soundtrack to your love—um, hook-up—life? Ask A Thug has you covered. Check out his favorite hood sex bangers. Yeah these songs are dope because the beats are hot, but a good banger should be more than a crazy beat. Why not get some great advice as you nod your head? Hold on to your seats…and your freaks.

Written by Ask A Thug (@askathug)

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Slick Rick “Indian Girl (An Adult Story)” (1988)

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Favorite Line: “The next thing you know it was off with those draws.”

Ask A Thug Says: My favorite storyteller can make up rhymes about anything, including how Davy Crockett was goin’ in.

Kool G Rap “Talk Like Sex” (1990)

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Favorite Line: “Change the sheets, you must be kidding/You got to change the whole box spring, I ain't bullshitting.”

Ask A Thug Says: This rhyme is dope and when you get to where he starts naming professions for how he do his thing (“Stretch the pussy out like a gynecologist”) that’s when this joint gets crazy.

N.W.A. f/ Capital Punishment Organization “I Rather Fuck You” (1991)

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Favorite Line: “Now I’m fucking all your friends ‘cause you run your mouth like I knew you would.” (Eazy-E)

Ask A Thug Says: I sing this to all the hoodrats and they love it—because they know I really mean it.

A Tribe Called Quest “The Infamous Date Rape” (1991)

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Favorite Line: “I don’t wanna bone you that much.” (Q-Tip)

Ask A Thug Says: I like how they tried to educate the shorties. You can’t take it. That’s soft. You gotta earn it.

Onyx “Da Nex Niguz” (1993)

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2Pac f/ Shock G and Money-B “I Get Around” (1993)

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The Lost Boyz “The Yearn” (1995)

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Favorite Line: “I threw on a Rough Rider before I slid inside her.” (Mr. Cheeks)

Ask A Thug Says: I can’t stress it enough. Put them jimmy hats on extra tight.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard f/ Killah Priest “Don’t You Know” (1995)

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Favorite Line: “Easy on my balls, they fragile as eggs.” (Ol’ Dirty Bastard)

Ask A Thug Says: ODB talks about a class he had on oral sex. That’s a class I never would’ve cut.

The Notorious B.I.G “Fuck You Tonight” (1997)

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Favorite Line: “If it's all right with you, we fucking.”

Ask A Thug Says: This track’s a jam so you can play it around girls. Plus, you're throwing them a subliminal.

Wu-Tang Clan “Dog Shit” (1997)

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Favorite Line: “Don’t want it if it ain’t no slut.” (Ol’ Dirty Bastard)

Ask A Thug Says: Ol’ Dirty loved the tramps and I’m picking up where he left off. If we didn’t have ‘em, there would be a lot more tension in the world.

Devin The Dude “Show ‘Em” (1998)

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Favorite Line: “No need to rest haven these hoes, let's show them what they pussy made for.”

Ask A Thug Says: It's the hook that I really love, ‘cause it’s the truth.

Akinyele “Put It In Your Mouth” (1999)

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Favorite Line: “Coming ashy as hell with chapped dicks, for your chapped-ass lips.”

Ask A Thug Says: I'm a fan of the bustdowns and it don't get no clearer than that.

Dr. Dre f/ Hittman, Kurupt, Nate Dogg, & Six-Two “Xxplosive” (1999)

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Favorite Line: “Every now and then they put their mouth on me.” (Six-Two)

Ask A Thug Says: All women love Nate Dogg and “Xxplosive” is all about how Nate’s singing bodies the verses.

dead prez “Mind Sex” (2000)

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Cappadonna “Supermodel” (2001)

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G. Dep “Smash on the First Night” (2001)

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Favorite Line: “We can do it at the flicks/I bust quick.”

Ask A Thug Says: I like the matter-of-factness of this song. When he says, “I ain't trying to be disrespectful or nothing, but I want to fuck on the first night,” that’s right outta my playbook.

Ghostface “Strawberry” (2003)

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Favorite Line: “I told you not to move you dumb broad.”

Ask A Thug Says: Skip the first dude rhyming and go straight to Ghost’s verse. This is where Drake bit that line: “5 1/2 in boys, ass is off the hook.”

Lil’ Kim f/ 50 Cent “Magic Stick” (2003)

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Favorite Line: “When I ain't out shopping spending dudes’ C-Notes/I'm in the crib giving niggas deep throat.” (Lil Kim)

Ask A Thug Says: 50 and Kim go back and forth on who can bone better. That’s good rhymin’. I pick Kim.

Black Rob “She's a Pro” (2005)

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Favorite Line: “Why you standing there motionless/You buying shorty drinks after I just told you I know the bitch.”

Ask A Thug Says: It’s important to warn a homey about wifing up a broad that everybody hit.

Scarface f/ Devin The Dude & Too $hort “Fuck Faces” (2006)

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Favorite Line: “Getting freaky as fuck, and go and tell my boys.”

Ask A Thug Says: Scarface, Too $hort, and Devin the Dude, you ain’t gonna get much better than that.

Cam'ron “Bottom of the Pussy” (2009)

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Favorite Line: “When I hit that spot, why you ain't tell me nothing/I swear to God I thought it was your belly button.”

Ask A Thug Says: If long dick needed an anthem, this would be it.

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