Date: July 19, 2008

Place: Maricopa County, AZ

Charges: One count of theft and one count of taking someone else's identity after visiting Scottsdale's Mayo Clinic in April and saying his name was Troy Jones.

Style Aesthetic: Schizophrenic Grad Student (Clean-Shaven).

Thought At Time: "Who the fuck is DMX? I'm Gary Payton! Smell my finger--that's LisaRaye!"