Time Stamp: 11/28/2010

Dear Keri, you were supposed to be our "sexy for us, but cute for mom" R&B girl. We enjoyed your “Pretty Girl Rock” vid switching from T-Boz to Beyonce. But then you hooked up with that crazy choreographer from “Making The Band” and she turned you into a greasy, thrusting, gyrating...did you just lick the door? That's just unsanitary. Don't get us wrong, you still looked great, but we're still trying to figure out what you meant by “thug me.”