Odds: 75 to 1
Complex says: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are the Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears of their day. Yup, they're dating and all the publicist-insisted denials can't erase the photos that recently surfaced of the teenage stars canoodling and kissing on a yacht in the Caribbean. Bieber's psycho fans reacted with threats of suicide and killing Selena. We know it's mostly just 14-year-old girls talking tough from behind the safety of their computers, and we'd never wish harm on a young girl, but we're sure at least one of them is gully enough to keep her word. Watch your back!