Last Coachella Appearance: N/A
Odds For 2011: 100 to 1
Why He'll Play: Regardless of the year, there's always the Bowie rumor. So even though the aging rock legend is retired, according to his wife, there's always a chance that Coachella can convince him/show him enough money to play a special one-off.
CoS Says: This is Coachella's holy grail. It's got to happen sometime, right?