Twitter Users Imagine Ridiculous CDC Recommendations Amid New Isolation Guidelines

Is it safety, or is it capitalism? The criticism surrounding the latest CDC updates continues to stack up, as does the total number of COVID cases in the U.S.

CDC memes abound on twitter dot com
Getty

Image via Getty/Pavlo Gonchar/SOPA Images/LightRocket

CDC memes abound on twitter dot com

A key component in the pandemic battle has been the ongoing fight against the spread of wholly avoidable confusion, particularly with regards to quarantine lengths. With the CDC’s recent update regarding its recommended isolation and quarantine practices, many are arguing the agency itself has now contributed to such confusion.

In case you missed it, the CDC shared an extended update on Monday stating that it had decided to shorten the recommended isolation period for those with asymptomatic COVID-19 to five days, as opposed to the previous recommendation of 10 days. Furthermore, the public health agency has also updated its recommended quarantine period for anyone exposed to COVID-19.

I love the CDC. Grew up wanting to work there and have been one of their most ardent defenders.

I never dreamed the day would come when I would advise people NOT to follow their guidance. Breaks my ❤️

But ask any of them. They wouldn’t even follow it for their own family. https://t.co/qm1yD4U7pR

— Jerome Adams (@JeromeAdamsMD) December 28, 2021

In a statement shared alongside the updates, Dr. Rochelle Walensky—director of the CDC—said the changes “balance what we know about the spread of the virus and the protection provided by vaccination and booster doses.” Prevention by way of vaccination and booster shots, she added, remains the “best option” moving forward when used in combination with mask-wearing and testing.

Notably, COVID-19 numbers are currently on the rise once again here in the States. This point, expectedly, is among the questions raised in response to the latest CDC announcement. While President Biden’s chief medical advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci and other health experts have defended the CDC’s quarantine and isolation recommendation tweaks, critics of the move have argued that these updates are inspired more by sheer capitalism than a concern for the safety and wellbeing of citizens.

For more joke-focused reactions, see below.

What’s not up for debate and never has been, of course, is the importance of making sure you and your loved ones are vaccinated if eligible. COVID-19 vaccines are safe and free, as are boosters. Click here to find an appointment near you. 

the cdc says capitalism doesn’t work well when we all stay home for ten days so the cdc says if you ever wanna organize to demand legislation for universal healthcare or raising minimum wage or student loan forgiveness the cdc says a nationwide labor strike might be the way to go

— Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) December 29, 2021

CDC says everyone can have a little COVID, as a treat

— Toni Collette’s Hereditary Monologue (@mercurial_high_) December 29, 2021

the cdc says pulling out works

— eve6 (@Eve6) December 28, 2021

CDC says you can now eat the Silica Gel packet if you’re feeling a little peckish

— A falsetto child? (@jerkheadface) December 28, 2021

CDC says CDeez Nutz

— river buddy butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher) December 29, 2021

cdc says you can now die 5 days after watching the tape from the ring instead of 7

— dave horwitz🪣 (@Dave_Horwitz) December 28, 2021

CDC says it’s okay to shotgun a joint with someone if you’re Covid positive as long as it’s sativa

— Laura Jane Grace (@LauraJaneGrace) December 28, 2021

The CDC says just go out there and start licking people.

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) December 28, 2021

Please THINK before doing one of those cdc tweets! my son thought the cdc actually announced that you could lose a guy in just 5 days, and now i have to sit him and down and explain that it takes at least 10 days to lose a guy

if it is satire, PLEASE denote it as such!

— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) December 29, 2021

not comedy twitter making me mute “cdc” in a pandemic

— xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon) December 28, 2021

Latest in Life