The Most Expensive Vodka

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Price: $2000

Alizé developed a limited run of Valentine's Day-themed bottles, claiming to have produced "the original drink of love." The only problem is you might run into some relationship issues when your partner finds out you spent $2,000 on a bottle of Alizé. The drink mixes vodka, Cognac, passion fruit, strawberry, lychee, and rose. What could be more romantic than Swarovski crystals on Valentine's Day? Oh, right, not spending $2,000 on a bottle of Alizé.

Price: $3,000

How could anyone justify pricing a bottle of vodka at $3,000? Stolichnaya does, by explaining that it uses pure water from underground reservoirs in the Himalayan Mountains, mixed with Russian winter wheat. But that alone isn't enough to get to spend $3000, right? Well, the bottle is made of hand-blown glass, and each bottle comes with a gold-plated ice pick (though if you contemplate sticking the ice pick into your head after you realize you just spend $3,000 on a bottle of vodka, that's entirely understandable).

Price: $3,905

Anything that has 8,300 Swarovski crystals attached to will not come cheap, and Iordanov Vodka is no exception. Coming in at $3,905, the appropriately-named Decadence Edition vodka flaunts high-class quality with the hand-designed, crystal-lined bottles.

Price: $6922

Released in 2008, this high-end vodka was only available in the coolest nightclubs, and for good reason: your average joe isn't going to drop almost $7K on spirit. Adding to the grandeur was the manner of display for the opulent bottle of booze, as it sat on a rotating LCD display, allowing for the 7,000 Swarovski crystals to draw your attention.

Price: $7200

The Belver Bears vodka was released in a limited edition run in the VIP Room in Cannes, St. Tropez, and Paris. Designed using a jeroboam from Belvedere vodka, these teddy bear-inspired bottles were designed by Jean-Roch. Question: Is it scarier to be attacked by a bear than to pay more than seven Gs on a piece of glass with a liquid inside it?

Price: $8,600

The delivery process is what really makes this vodka: its carafe and cap are gilded and topped with an eagle, which is then placed upon a hand-crafted Fabergé egg (also gilded). However, before you make the decision to buy a glorified egg, check with your grandma—she might have some Fabergé tchotchkes you can have.

Price: $10,000

Inspired by pinstripe suits, this swedish vodka comes in a black, hand blown, cut, and engraved bottle all wrapped up in a handmade chest. With just 10 units being produced worldwide, you’d be pretty hard pressed to actually find one to buy for yourself. But don't fear! Absolut also made 800 of the “cheap” clear edition of the bottle priced at a mere $1000.

Price: $24,500

If you want to feel like royalty, this is the vodka for you, seeing as it's literally made for kings. Using the same recipe and distillation process that Tsar Nicholas II used for the vodka he would send to the King of England, the company claims that their product tastes exactly the same as it would have back in the day. The vodka comes in a handmade crystal bottle with gold detailing, and is shipped in a walnut, velvet, and silk lined box. But if you don't care for the historical aspect of the vodka, Kors has your back. The company has two other vodkas priced at $8500 and $16,500, distilled in diamonds, and filtered through silver and gold respectively.

Price: $1 million

Diva Vodka is crafted through a meticulous distilling process, where the alcohol is triple refined and finished after pouring through precious stones. You don't really think that kind of care will come cheaply, do you? They do offer a bottle of the triple-distilled vodka for $3,700 (peasant prices), but that bottle doesn't come fitted with precious stones. For all you high rollers, the premier bottle of Diva Vodka will set you back a cool million. Let that sink in for a second.

Price: $1.3 million

This vodka is produced by car manufacturer Dartz's Russo-Baltique vodka brand, and had reportedly retailed at $1.3 million. The bottle was crafted to mimic the classic design of Russo-Balt automobiles. If the price tag is too steep for you, check out this promotion: if you purchase one of their $1.6 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition SUVs, then you get three bottles of Russo-Balt for free. At that price, you can't afford not to buy it.

Price: $3.7 million

Leon Verres' "Billionaire Vodka" will set you back a staggering $3.7 million. Honestly, what gives? How are you going to call yourself Billionaire Vodka but charge less than one billion dollars? It's bullshit.

They do run the wheat-based spirit through diamonds to remove impurities, and the 5-liter bottle is adorned with 3,000 diamonds and faux fur (only because Verres is a staunch animal rights supporter), so that's cool. But it just seems like a fail.