Wi-Fi names have become the ideal passive-aggressive communication tool of the 21st century. The best part is that they’re completely anonymous, so no one will ever know if you’re the funny neighbor or the rude one. Except, you know, the NSA. It’s not a game to reach the masses. Instead, the intent is to focus on an exclusive few in or around your immediate home to get an extremely critical message across. Something along the lines of, “Stop being so fucking loud,” but maybe with a little bit more tact. Or maybe not.
Have you had a similar desire to tell your neighbor to screw off, but you weren’t sure how to approach them? We’ve all been there, and it can be quite the conundrum. Well instead of being mature and civil, we recommend the alternative. Update your Wi-Fi network name to reflect your innermost feelings. Oh, did you have another idea of how to handle it like an adult? We didn’t think so.
So what’s gnawing away at you? That smelly guy in your apartment complex? The old dude who lost his hearing aid and TV remote simultaneously like 10 years ago? Or how about that lady down the road that lets her dog shit on your front yard like it’s her own personal porta potty? We’re making a shout-out to all these folks, the inconsiderates of the block.
We’ve covered the most absurd and hilarious Wi-Fi networks we could find before, but times have changed, and everyone’s joke game has gotten exponentially better over the last few years. That being said, we decided to step it up and present you with an additional 25 even more hilarious Wi-Fi names. We hope it inspires you to rethink your own horribly boring network name. All you need is some wit and a router, so as long as you ain’t broke and bumming Internet, play on, player.