DOJ Designates NYC, Portland, & Seattle as 'Anarchist Jurisdictions'

The move, Bill de Blasio explained, is purely a political stunt aimed at firing up Trump supporters. Trump has also threatened federal funding.

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In an apparent effort to waste everyone's time whilst satiating Trump supporters who love nonsensical shit like this, the Department of Justice claims to have "identified" what they purport to be "anarchist jurisdictions."

In a press release shared on Monday, Attorney General William Barr echoed Trump’s previous funding-related threats, stating that they "cannot allow federal tax dollars to be wasted when the safety of the citizenry hangs in the balance." If that sounds like a ridiculous thing to say, you're absolutely right. It is.

"When state and local leaders impede their own law enforcement officers and agencies from doing their jobs, it endangers innocent citizens who deserve to be protected, including those who are trying to peacefully assemble and protest," Barr also said on Monday.

The areas listed as those the DOJ would like you to believe are "permitting violence and destruction of property" include New York City, Portland, and Seattle. Per the DOJ, the list is intended as a follow-up to Trump's memo earlier this month in which the phrase "anarchist jurisdictions" was used. As stated in that memo, which also utilized the Trump-frequented "law and order" messaging, the Trump administration would like supporters to believe that actual anarchy has "beset some of our states and cities."

NYC mayor Bill de Blasio has since addressed his city being named in the targeted DOJ release, calling it "just another one of Trump's games" that—like the other campaign stunts that have preceded it—makes no sense.

"It's not based in the facts in the least," he said on Monday. "It's insulting to the people of New York City and his effort to withhold our funding is unconstitutional."

The DOJ's press release, as well as Trump's previous "anarchist jurisdictions" memo, will thankfully continue to be mocked for quite some time:

riding my bike with a wicker basket full of fruit thru the anarchist jurisdiction of NYC

— JP (@jpbrammer) September 21, 2020

The NYPD has 40,000 cops. They attack marches against ICE daily. People mourning COVID were prevented from marching to Trump Tower yesterday. NYC is far closer to a police state than an "anarchist jurisdiction."

— Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll) September 21, 2020

I have to confess that I did not have 'anarchist jurisdiction' on my Bill Barr Full Fascist Fucknuttery Bingo card

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 21, 2020

if i'm understanding correctly, there are now no laws in NYC?

— erek smith (@Erek_Smith) September 21, 2020

I don't know what "anarchist jurisdiction" means. Then again, I went to law school. Not despot school.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) September 21, 2020

Dispatches from the Anarchist Jurisdiction: My dearest Emma, please remain in Paris and do not return to the violent maelstrom that is our chaotic city. Today, I had to walk three extra blocks to find a vacant CitiBike and when I reached the cafe, the last vegan cookie was taken.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) September 21, 2020

'Anarchist Jurisdiction' is French for 'Democratic Majority'. Nothing like a little Fascism to start the week. https://t.co/5y24EBUzmU

— Joshua Gale (@joshuagale75) September 21, 2020

how can something be anarchist and also a jurisdiction

— Talya Cooper (@talya_cooper) September 21, 2020

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