For those who are either horny now or will be at some point in the future, PornHub has announced that they're giving away their premium service to masturbators worldwide. No longer is this a privilege reserved solely for Italians.
The company announced the news in a press release but there's also an easy way you can verify this, even if you're still at work. Your boss/co-workers will be cool. These are special circumstances.
The company's press release highlights the stated mission of stressing how important social distancing and staying in your living quarters are during the pandemic. They don't mention it, but this could potentially also help, to an extent, with muscle atrophy while your gym's closed down even though your membership's still on auto-pay.
In order to signup, users can use www.pornhub.com/stayhome (despite that obvious lie above, you should probably be cautious with that link). PornHub says that if you do sign up you can "enjoy the (HD), on-demand streaming platform for the next 30 days."
The company also announced the following donations to first responders and medical staff who are busting their asses worldwide to fight the spread of the coronavirus. As they write, they're giving the following away to the these organizations:
15,000 surgical masks to protect first responders from the Local 2507 of New York City, which represents emergency medical technicians (EMTs), paramedics and fire inspectors of the Fire Department of the City of New York (FDNY).
15,000 surgical masks to the Uniformed Firefighters Association (UFA) Local 94 of New York City to protect first responders.
20,000 surgical masks to Mount Sinai South Nassau to bolster the safety of nurses, physicians and support staff caring for Coronavirus patients.
€50,000 to various European organizations to purchase additional masks and medical equipment, including Dein Quarantäne Engel / Deutsches Rotes Kreuz in Germany, Croce Verde di Vicenza in Italy, España vs Coronavirus. Mascarillas AQUÍ AHORA and Material Sanitario para Hospitales Públicos ESPAÑA in Spain.
$25,000 to Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP), contributing directly to sex worker relief funds in the SWOP-USA network to meet immediate requests for support from sex workers impacted by COVID-19.
The release also states an intention to get models paid while pretty much everyone across the globe feels the virus' economic sting. Pornhub states that they'll offer these models "100% of their video sales after processing fee -- for a total payout of 85% of video sales earnings on both Pornhub and its clip site Modelhub -- for the month of April."
I have no idea what that breaks down too though it sounds good. But, damn, that site must really have faith in their servers.
