With the coronavirus taking hold in New York, the New York City government has taken the time to draft up some guidelines for people who are still looking to get lucky during this period of self-isolation.
New York City has released an advisory detailing the best practices for sex during this pandemic. In the documents, the city reveals that it is a strong advocate for masturbation.
"You are your safest sex partner," the release reads before explaining that this should be accompanied by the proper handwashing techniques.
The city also urges people to consolidate their partners by only sleeping with the people that live in your house. Additionally, it warns against "mouth to anus" action as well as recommends condoms during sex and oral sex.
Like almost everything that hits the internet, these guidelines quickly became the butt of jokes. People started to cleverly twist the recommendations into hilarious tweets about sex during the quarantine.
