People React in Horror to Article About Texas Wedding Photographers' Pandemic Experiences

You can probably picture exactly the sort of maskless idiot who would insist on having a packed-out wedding during a global pandemic. Horror abounds.

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Not only are the maskless among us still out there wreaking maskless havoc, but they're also out there getting married during—you guessed it!—largely maskless weddings.

And photographers, unfortunately, are often immediately faced with shockingly stupid circumstances when taking on wedding work in the pandemic era. For a harrowing sample of the fuckery in question, look no further than Emily McCullar's new Texas Monthlypiece in which a number of wedding photographers lamented examples of superspreader-centered dumbassery. 

haven't seen anybody post this part... pic.twitter.com/QaKub8GSLX

— Stephanie 'has to study again' Tran (@YouAndYourEgo) December 16, 2020

One photographer, as chronicled at the top of the piece, was forced to leave a wedding assignment early when a bridesmaid casually mentioned that the groom had tested positive just one day before the wedding. Another bridesmaid, a teacher, later criticized the photog for not risking her own health. Yet another one didn't seem to understand what the big deal was because "everyone was gong to get [COVID-19] eventually."

Other photographer-provided insight includes recollections of spit having landed on one's face, a man with an oxygen machine who declined to wear a mask, a bridesmaid suggesting a person's wedding day is more important than children's lives, and much more. Seriously, this is an incredible (albeit massively depressing) piece. Read it in full.

That is a very nice thing to say! Props to @lrnlrsn for being the best editor! https://t.co/P7q1ftVQ3o

— Emily McCullar (@mccullarmebad) December 16, 2020

Given the relentless shitshow 2020 has been, the thought of largely maskless people at largely maskless weddings continuing to engage in largely maskless acts of self-centered stupidity is a deeply disturbing one. Here's how we cope:

Had to stand up and walk around my apartment for a minute after reading this https://t.co/Frs7cfxbHJ

— Matt Ford (@fordm) December 16, 2020

America is the best horror movie of 2020 https://t.co/HL3AYueIJT

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) December 16, 2020

hahahahaha really struggling very hard not to hate absolutely everybody, really standing on that ledge of total misanthropy! https://t.co/n3SNvC8D0v

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) December 16, 2020

This is just so incredibly disgusting. These people should be named and shamed.

COVID has killed over 300K people and folks are acting like "well everyone is going to get it, so what's the BFD."

Imagine thinking your wedding is more important than someone's life. pic.twitter.com/suGWtyN4Kp

— 🤌🏾 Imani Gandy 👆🏾 (@AngryBlackLady) December 16, 2020

The public health thing that's not breaking through, especially with people I've talked to personally: Wearing a mask is for not giving COVID to other people, some of whom you know and love.

You can make other people sick when you're not sick. People still don't fully get this. https://t.co/mrqwm7haoO

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 16, 2020

I...would have windmilled on the faces of everyone involved https://t.co/pHsRITwsae

— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) December 16, 2020

MINISTER: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

GROOM: [Coughs.] "I ..." [Coughs.] "... do." [Coughs uncontrollably.] https://t.co/CAeqQQSUBv

— George Conway 🇺🇦 (@gtconway3d) December 16, 2020

American’s put too much value in weddings and silly gender reveals.

Everyone should grow up a bit.

This is insane. https://t.co/gNc1WH9GDd

— B (@BCollins23) December 16, 2020

Fuck these people https://t.co/hJbJGRaDtT

— TheDons (@TheDons06) December 16, 2020

I used to think the most important thing about a wedding party was “having a good cake” but now I see it is “not being a lunatic who kills people.” https://t.co/1NQiVxVDO5

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) December 16, 2020

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