Imagine walking into your home after a long day of work and heading into the bathroom only to find a fully nude stranger eating your Cheetos while she bathes in yourtub. Frightening? Baffling? Hilarious? All of the above?
That’s what happened to one women in Monroe, Louisiana, who found Evelyn Washington orange-handed in her tub on Tuesday evening, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
According to the police affidavit, law enforcement reportedly found "a tall ice chest" outside of a broken window at the house where Washington allegedly broke in. The 29-year-old was arrested on simple burglary and damage to property charges after the homeowner called the police around 5 p.m. When officers arrived at the scene, they discovered “a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”
The Cheetos, apparently, were only the beginning of the absurdity.
Washington claims that “an unknown male told her to break into the victims' residence,” but it’s unclear if he also told her to make herself a plate and soak in the tub. As of Wednesday, she’s being held in Ouachita Correctional Center with a bond set at $500.
Both Washington and the victim told police that they do not know each other.
The whole motive behind this situation isn’t too puzzling. I mean, who wouldn’t leap at the opportunity to soak in a stranger’s tub and eat their food/precious Cheetos? My only real question: Were they puffs or regular?