Keeping calm under pressure is one thing. But keeping your sense of humor in handcuffs is another, as one Atlanta man just proved. On the latest episode of Desus & Mero, the VICELAND hosts introduced a man who is sure to be America’s next great comedian: A dude who roasted a reporter from the back of a cop car.

As you can see in the hilarious clip above, the man had been arrested on suspicion of burglary, and when he was approached by a local news host, the suspect made the most of his few minutes of fame. As the reporter tried to get more information from him, asking if he had indeed broke into a house, the guy clapped back and said, "Why you got hair comin’ out our nose?"

Arrested Man: 1, Reporter: -1,000. Clearly, the man wasn’t going to let a potential felony conviction get in the way of a solid roast.

The reporter couldn’t help but laugh—not that we can blame him—at which point the suspect smiled and said, "Nah, I didn’t break into no house though, man." But break into all of our hearts, he did. The reporter went on to ask if the man had anything to say to his mom. He responded by saying: "My bad, mom. My bad. I’ll be home in a couple days."

We hope so. Someone post this guy’s bail quick, so he can get to work on his Netflix special. In the meantime, let the meme making begin.