Leave it to a journalist’s child to write the REALEST letter to Kris Kringle. NPR’s Sarah McCammon tweeted a photo to her son’s note, in which he takes no prisoners. To be fair, 2017 has been one hell of a year, and it’s given all of us pause to question men in positions of authority... especially ones that make lists.
The six-year-old special prosecutor to-be (one can only hope), makes it one-hundred percent clear that he’s not in the Santa letter-writing game for the presents and makes some surprisingly woke allegations against Mr. Claus.
My 6yo Santa skeptic was told to write a letter to Santa at school. So he did... pic.twitter.com/XUFGMnXDFT— Sarah McCammon NPR (@sarahmccammon) December 3, 2017
He signs off with with a mic-dropping: “love,” (wait for it…) “I’m not telling you my name.”
DAMN, son. Literally.
The kid skeptic decorated his angst-riddled letter with Christmas wreaths and skulls. Talk about killing Christmas. We’re definitely on board, though.
McCammon followed up with a tweet assuring everyone that despite his existential musings, her child is “totally having fun.” She says the “trouble” her son claims to have seen is nothing more than a subliminal jab at his brother. “Don’t call child services,” she jokes.