Well, after enjoying his last day in the West Wing on August 31, Sean Spicer actually managed to get a job . While not everyone fired from the Apprentice has such quick luck, Spice Man managed to defy all odds. Our esteemed former White House Press Secretary, who once denied Hitler's use of chemical weapons on live television, will now be a paid public speaker. 

The company, Worldwide Speakers Group, which apparently isn't a sketchy electrical supplies store off the side of some random highway, released a statement congratulating Spicer's hiring: "Audiences around the world will benefit from the same candor, wit and insight that Spicer brought to the White House briefing room." Spicey isn't the first infamous Trump-er to be a speaker for Worldwide, a company that apparently also employs Wale's favorite talking head, the incomparably disgusting Tomi Lahren.

Sean Spicer's tenure in the White House was often met with serious skepticism, and even aggressive backlash. When your job is to justify to the press statements made by a man too narcissistic to put thought behind anything he says, things are likely going to get sticky.

However, paid public speaking isn't the only gainful employment Spicer is angling for. According to a statement obtained by Politico, Spicer is also flirting with the possibility of signing a book deal, and maybe even entering the live television domain. 

It's no doubt that Sean is in a unique position. Prior to being publicly ousted from the White House, he was one of the few who didn't have to speculate into the mania that likely occurs within Trump's White House. He was there before even lying to the American people about the crowd size at Trump's inauguration.

Regardless of how he uses this to his professional advantage, he'll never live up to his Melissa McCarthy stunt double.