Former Google Bros Want to Do Away With Bodegas and People Are Pissed

This glorified snack machine sounds like a really bad idea.

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For reasons unknown, some people apparently hate charm. And there's nothing quite like the charm and unmistakable homeliness of your favorite bodega. Why the fuck would anyone mess with that? As detailed in a new Fast Companypiece on a startup confusingly named Bodega, two Google veterans are rolling out so-called "pantry boxes" that aim to make corner stores completely unnecessary.

"The vision here is much bigger than the box itself," Paul McDonald, a former Google product manager, said Wednesday. McDonald started Bodega, which rolls out 50 new locations on the West Coast on Wednesday, with fellow former Googler Ashwath Rajan. "Eventually, centralized shopping locations won't be necessary, because there will be 100,000 Bodegas spread out, with one always 100 feet away from you," McDonald added.

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The 5-foot-wide Bodega boxes will be stocked with non-perishable items one might typically find at a convenience shop. The variety of the stock will be based on data collected through machine learning, ensuring the most-needed items in a particular area are available. To make a purchase, customers use an app to open the box before cameras register your selection and automatically charge your card.

By the end of next year, McDonald aims to have more than a thousand of these boxes installed in apartments, gyms, and elsewhere. The startup's potential impact on the actual bodega industry, however, has many questioning the necessity of such an invention while defending their neighborhood bodegas:

🤘🏾I stand with the bodega cats. pic.twitter.com/nuMxuoUx9y

— six 🇬🇭 (@Sixfever) September 13, 2017

anyway, if a store on the corner isn't convenient enough for you, it ain't convenience keeping you out of the bodega. it's the people.

— bomani (@bomani_jones) September 13, 2017

*Walks into bodega*

Me: "Let me get a chopped cheese with grilled onion."

Bodega: pic.twitter.com/ftAzfSjSYl

— Colossal Picasso (@CushKobain) September 13, 2017

tfw you just heard about Bodega pic.twitter.com/0HVVRaARq4

— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 13, 2017

Those hi-tech ex-Google dipshits fail to realize a Bodega isn't about the shit you BUY; it's the neighborhood ppl you buy FROM. https://t.co/lohfFdOLnq

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) September 13, 2017

They even took the name "Bodega" and made a cat their logo. I try to keep it clean on social media, but fuck these people. https://t.co/dXBtMeKSZw

— Shannon Chakraborty News & Updates (@SAChakrabooks) September 13, 2017

will your bodega box make my drunk ass a buttered roll & have an ATM & cigarettes & allow my dog in while locals pet him?

— Texus Texudo (@PhyllisNef) September 13, 2017

You not getting one magnum, a chopped cheese sangwich and a Dutch from a bodega box foh b

— Desus Nice💯 (@desusnice) September 13, 2017

I've never longed for anyone to be mauled to death by actual bodega cats but here we are https://t.co/mgG5WtD2Vd

— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) September 13, 2017

- Founded by two ex-Googlers
- Stated business model: make local, immigrant-owned businesses obsolete
- Audacity to name it "Bodega"
- Ew pic.twitter.com/gQD1IpGse0

— Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok) September 13, 2017

Also, to be blunt, this pantry box thing kinda looks like a glorified snack machine.

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