Can I be real for a second? I'm getting sick, to my actual stomach, of writing about this bum we're forced to call president. But as our totally "untampered with" "elected" "choice," he's not going anywhere anytime soon. So, write on, I must.

On Monday night, a full week after Hurricane Maria ripped through the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico, Trump finally addressed the destruction left in its path. But instead of offering words of support—or, I don't know, a general plan of action for restoration, he instead decided to twist the proverbial knife already sticking out of the island's side, yank it out, pour salt in the wound and top it off with a used band-aid. 

(Its*, you imbecile.)

Really, motherfucker? You wanna talk about debts?? Alright, bet. I'm obviously not the only one annoyed by Dotard Trump's approach:

Mean-fucking-while, thousands upon thousands of Puerto Ricans remain without power, and an estimated 80 percent of the crop value in Puerto Rico has been completely wiped out, per the New York Times. In other words, they're running out of time, food, and resources quickly.

Thankfully, other public figures like Carmelo Anthony, Jennifer Lopez and Lin-Manuel Miranda are stepping up to do their part. Trump, who will apparently be visiting the island next Tuesday, could stand to learn a thing or two from them.