Florida Woman Charged with Prostitution After Agreeing to Have Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets

Do you want fries with that?

Just some regular old Chicken McNuggets.
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Just some regular old Chicken McNuggets.

How far would you go for some Chicken McNuggets? It probably—we hope—doesn't come close to a Florida woman who was arrested after agreeing to give someone oral sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets and $25.

After walking out of a gas station, Alex Direeno, 22, waved at and approached someone who was speaking with another woman. When the individual told the other female that he was there to pick up Direeno, they got into his car. As they drove around, the guy told her that he wanted oral sex and she initially agreed to do it for $25. The negotiations continued going in directions we have never seen on any trade machine we've tried, and ultimately, the two landed on the following deal:

Direeno gets

  • $25
  • Chicken McNuggets (unspecified amount) 

Guy gets

  • Oral sex 

Given the fact that there were an unspecified amount of Chicken McNuggets involved in this deal, we would have to say that this would've been a failed trade. However, Direeno discovered that trade talks fell through when the car pulled over to a spot where some other detectives were waiting to take her into custody. Oh, did we not tell you that the guy was an undercover detective with the sheriff’s office Special Investigations Division? 

Direeno was arrested Tuesday night and charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. When authorities searched her purse, they found two hypodermic needles, some small baggies, a spoon, and a burnt glass pipe, which is believed to be used for either heroin or crack cocaine. Her arrest comes one month after Direeno was placed on probation for three years after pleading guilty to grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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