If 2017 has proven anything, it's that people will take damn near any viral story involving an attractive person and "hashtag bae" it; we've already lived through #SaltBae#StrandedBae, #BootBae, #LoganBae, and #HurtBae, among many other hashtag bae's far and near. That point established, meet the woman being called #UberBae, a.k.a. an Uber driver who tweets as @Msixelaa and apparently picked up a ride request for a woman who she later found out was in some kind of a relationship with her boyfriend.

So I drive for uber why I just pick this girl up and drop her off to a dick appointment and the dick appointment was my mans house 🙃

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

(First off, what a way to kick off a story.)

I even let her use the aux cord

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

My man told me he was going to ny to see his mom she's in the hospital he had luggage packed an everything I stayed with him the night befor

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

We parted ways earlier this morning from his apartment he got in his car I got in mine he drove off like he was going to the airport

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

This nigga packed air in his luggage I'm heated shut was sitting by the door like pic.twitter.com/OaoFQjNyVG

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

Her boyfriend and shes so excited She hasn't seen him in forever blah blah blah I'm relating I'm like yeah my man just left out of town

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

We in the car and we just riding she telling me about herself I let her help herself to my dam water In my backseat

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

She was playing music about love that was relating to my dam man the whole time and my dum ass in the car like yasssssss pic.twitter.com/EmJXzJ3ami

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

(This is when sh*t gets juicy.)

Anyways fast forward to us pulling up to the gate at the apartment complex I'm like my boyfriend lives out here

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

She's getting the apartment building number while I'm saying this via txt I drive to the gate that's open even though it's a exit

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

She's like ok I got the number at this point I'm like ok we counting the building numbers down as we are riding through the buildings

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

my stomach starts to drop as we get closer to a familiar building and I see his car outside at this point I'm like pic.twitter.com/c2umQeYxco

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

(!!!)

His ass come out the house ready to assist with luggage AND THE DEVIL ROSE UP OUT OF ME LIKE ARE YOU DEAD ASS RIGHT NOW he runs

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

His dum ass couldn't eat me to the door before I started beating his ass he was gone leave her outside with me too lol sad

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

As I'm hitting him I guess the nurturing women ig her decided to protect "our mAn" and she tries HITS me BITTTTTTTTTCCHHHH

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

bitch not even knowing her luggage still in the car 😫 she willing to wear the same outfit for god knows how long to protect her man

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

At the point where shit hits me my anger became towards her she don't even know what's going on so I turn on her

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

His ass just seemed like he was protecting her when trying to break it up and I'm his girl ain't that crazy she talking crazy at this point

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

in the seat as I'm getting in the car she charged at me again couldn't get to me she kicks my car this nigga yelling telling me to leave

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

At this point my heart hurts I'm tired I can't fight no more so I'm calling my friends jazz and deneka and I'm hysterical

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

My navigation telling me to turn around forgot to end the ride 😑

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

It dawned on me when I was tweeting the first tweet to tell the story the luggage was in my car 😎

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

(Now, about that luggage...)

anyways this is the reason I now have new luggage

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

I should call platos closet for some of this stuff I'd probably get more then that dam fare

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

(It looks like homeboy hit her about his side chick's luggage, though?!)

Niggas be like 😎 pic.twitter.com/8H69Z6ERkE

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

I don't got time today pic.twitter.com/MFqRGEBKlF

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

Now the newly-christened #UberBae says she knows how to deal with these kinds of situations.

I can be calm and malicious I don't have to act how I feel LISTEN ITS AN ART !!!!! I've been trained in Fuck boy academy I know what to do

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

Facts. And for anyone wondering if she's jeopardizing her paper by tweeting what appears to be a story of her getting into a scuffle with someone she drove to a destination, she's keeping it 100 x 1,000.

Uber continues to employ men who harass women me beating somebodies ass who put their hands on me the least of their worries https://t.co/UASPHX2rKP

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

I also have another job Uber in it my main income had it for months been driving for two days just a trial that went wrong

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017

And because we imagine some of you will be trying to holler, or just want to know if she's still with dude, here's your answer.

By the way I am single now 💕

— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017