If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, there’s a chance you’re looking for someone to spend it with so you don’t feel lonely. You’ve probably heard thousands of crazy dating stories from your friends and family, but this one that emerged on Twitter last night has to be the wildest. Filled with love, deceit, and sudden twists, you’re seriously in for a treat.
It starts with Twitter user @_iamqueenk alluding to a story about a very unfortunate incident that involved her bae, @KashMoneyKanee. At first, she hesitates to give us the full story, but slowly shares bits and pieces of what happened. What we know so far: @KashMoneyKanee was someone that she was into, but he flipped on her quick during a Valentine’s Day getaway.
In the full thread, @_iamqueenk tells it all. How @KashMoneyKanee paid for her flight and stay in Washington D.C. How he paid for everything and even made matching T-shirts with her face on it. And how he suddenly decided to ditch her at the airport for his friends, partying, and another woman.
Now, to be fair, @KashMoneyKanee drops his side of the story. He claims @_iamqueenk found out she was getting evicted while she was visiting him. He says she was trying to convince him to let her stay, but he wasn’t having it. The story intensifies as @KashMoneyKanee recalls her coming to his house on a cab fare she couldn’t pay for to harass him. When @_iamqueenk’s mother gets involved, you know this is getting out of hand.
Twitter was so into the story that there have been imaginary threads telling different perspectives. Probably the funniest one is hearing what parody account @HurtMouse has to say. The running joke here is that @_iamqueenk already thought @KashMoneyKanee was suspect because he had mice in his home. This is too much.
Their takes on #mousegate:
Both are still reeling from last night’s reactions from Twitter. @KashMoneyKanee had a very dude response to the whole thing, while @_iamqueenk just wants to move on. But honestly, this beats soap opera TV any day.