This #StrandedBae Story About Love and Infidelity Is the Craziest Thing You'll Read Today

How a perfect Valentine’s Day weekend ended with missed calls, someone being stranded at the airport, and Snapchat trifling.

This is a photo of Stranded Bae.
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If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, there’s a chance you’re looking for someone to spend it with so you don’t feel lonely. You’ve probably heard thousands of crazy dating stories from your friends and family, but this one that emerged on Twitter last night has to be the wildest. Filled with love, deceit, and sudden twists, you’re seriously in for a treat.

It starts with Twitter user @_iamqueenk alluding to a story about a very unfortunate incident that involved her bae, @KashMoneyKanee. At first, she hesitates to give us the full story, but slowly shares bits and pieces of what happened. What we know so far: @KashMoneyKanee was someone that she was into, but he flipped on her quick during a Valentine’s Day getaway.

Lord please be with me 🙏🏾

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 19, 2017

Lmao this man made sure his friends had a place to stay but left his girl stranded. What type of nigga does that 🤔

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 19, 2017

It just be so funny cause it be the mfs speaking so hard on loyalty who don't have a lick of loyalty in them 💀

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 19, 2017

Don't get in a relationship if you not ready for all the shit it comes with. Period. Stop wasting people time.

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 19, 2017

soooo, me and this been in love with eachother, planning life goals and shit. Planning trips, ya know stuff like that

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

In the full thread, @_iamqueenk tells it all. How @KashMoneyKanee paid for her flight and stay in Washington D.C. How he paid for everything and even made matching T-shirts with her face on it. And how he suddenly decided to ditch her at the airport for his friends, partying, and another woman.

so he lives in D.C. & decided to fly me out there for Valentine's Day, paid for the flights, you know the whole package. pic.twitter.com/c5aFMbPibf

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

the mice in his house already was tryna give me a sign that he was no good :( pic.twitter.com/TkdmmS7LBe

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so this nigga surprised me & got this tshirt made, I was like oh shit this nigga really all about me. Okay bet. pic.twitter.com/mocujdL8Ba

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so I fly out there everything perfect, nigga paid for everything, vday was perfect. Okay cool. Oh & we had matching shirts pic.twitter.com/YVZTplBiXr

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so fast foward I miss my flight & he says "babe imma come back & get u when I leave work" okay cool keep in mind this at 3pm

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

bitchhhhhhhhh 7 hours go by I still haven't heard from this nigga, I'm still at the airport pic.twitter.com/dtvNcKZcJQ

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so I'm worried bitch, I'm hitting his friends up tryna see where he at: nobody knows pic.twitter.com/OdrVT2HMz8

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

soooo I end up stranded at the airport, it's like 4am & I see this.... this nigga on sc with his niggas....... pic.twitter.com/An98MpRfu2

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so bitch I'm heated, been at the airport for damn near 10 hours while he out partying. Bitch hungry, cold, I'm stressed pic.twitter.com/8wWxUnzPA1

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so I'm blowing his phone up, nigga ignoring me & then I see this pic.twitter.com/9nDoOGRe81

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

the same friends I was reaching out to looking for him worried, was with him all along pic.twitter.com/jKL91aFk3g

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so bitch at this point I'm ready to buss his windows & beat his friends ass. Ion even play them type of games pic.twitter.com/IUTOR48jgZ

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so bitch I catch a cab to this nigga house, ready to beat ass. pic.twitter.com/LT8fnCj9e8

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

so I go up to the door bangin on that bitch, it's like 5am. All his friends there but nobody answering the door🤔

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

bitch after 20 mins of knocking I go outside, bitch the police in the front of the house. pic.twitter.com/2KswsMUYYW

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

this nigga tell the police he don't want me back n his house, so they make me leave 🙄

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

this nigga still ignoring my calls, texts & all. Hours later he text me like "you ate?" Like nigga you left me for dead... pic.twitter.com/eGAg8HZ6dI

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

I got on sc & seen he posted this.... threw that bitch ass bear on the ground. Fuck you & that damn bear pic.twitter.com/of6eD5gFZO

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

nigga still ignoring me. Talking shit on twitter but still didn't give me an explanation. So I'm confused why he did this

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

hours later I see this... BITCHHHHHH...... BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHKZKSKSJBSHSJISNSBS pic.twitter.com/YzrEHwvN66

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

bitch I feel like keke in brotherly love. Lmfao this nigga played tf outta me. pic.twitter.com/jeSAXlnKIx

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

that nigga tried to act surprised when I told him them damn mice was out to get in his house. Bitch you knew.

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

bitch it came through my chimney... this is all coming from a bitch that just got evicted & left by her family... just chill. https://t.co/PcvLKpx1S0

— Himothy (@soiceyboykane) February 20, 2017

Now, to be fair, @KashMoneyKanee drops his side of the story. He claims @_iamqueenk found out she was getting evicted while she was visiting him. He says she was trying to convince him to let her stay, but he wasn’t having it. The story intensifies as @KashMoneyKanee recalls her coming to his house on a cab fare she couldn’t pay for to harass him. When @_iamqueenk’s mother gets involved, you know this is getting out of hand.

I'm not making excuses for it but a lot of people talkin about this rat in my crib like they don't still stay with they mamas. Lol

— Himothy (@soiceyboykane) February 20, 2017

a message from @KashMoneyKanee pic.twitter.com/56oe1b1Lcb

— Greg (@camgregjr) February 20, 2017

I just really hope everybody know idgaf, so if you hop in my mentions still talking shit I'm blocking you.... 😊

— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017

Twitter was so into the story that there have been imaginary threads telling different perspectives. Probably the funniest one is hearing what parody account @HurtMouse has to say. The running joke here is that @_iamqueenk already thought @KashMoneyKanee was suspect because he had mice in his home. This is too much.

Their takes on #mousegate:

Both are still reeling from last night’s reactions from Twitter. @KashMoneyKanee had a very dude response to the whole thing, while @_iamqueenk just wants to move on. But honestly, this beats soap opera TV any day.

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