If you're still looking for the perfect place to take that special someone in your life on Valentine's Day that presents the ease and simplicity in a dining experience while also promising that you will be single by the end of the night, head on over to participating Burger King stores in Israel where they are offering the "Valentine’s Adult Meal." 

Now, if you read that last paragraph, and seriously said to the screen, "OK... go on," your significant other really deserves better. But, if you have made it this far, let's just go ahead and present you with the details. The "Valentine's Adult Meal" comes with two Whoppers, two orders of French fries, two beers, and a "romantic ADULT TOY." The offer will be made available after 6 p.m. on Valentine's Day for people over the age of 18 years old. As the above video suggests, the ADULT TOY is actually three things: a satin mask, feather duster, and a scalp massager. While we can assure you that this isn't some strange cross promotion with the film Fifty Shades Darker, Burger King really dropped the ball gag on this one. 

Once you get an opportunity to give these adult toys a spin, nothing will get both of you in mood quite like using the scalp massager on one another. After all, who doesn't like having their hair faintly smell like burgers? Or, what about lightly running the feather duster over each other's face, and getting an overwhelming fried food aroma? Or, how about getting the satin mask pulled over your eyes, so your partner can make a quick getaway? 

Thanks, BK!