Well, here's one way to divulge some of your deepest secrets: do it to a crowd of anonymous Reddit users. Some straight men played an epic version of "Never Have I Ever" on a Reddit thread, disclosing how far they've gone with another member of the same sex. 

The thread posed the question, "What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done with another guy?" Straight men then flooded the comments  with their most epic bromance stories. From getting excited while watching porn together to making obscene noises, here are some of the funniest stories. 

The Wing Man Kiss 
"I made out with my friend in a bar. He was belligerent drunk and talking to some girl and her boyfriend came up with much offense taken. Thinking quick, he said 'no it’s cool I’m gay,' and grabbed me as I was walking by and stuck his tongue in my mouth. Terrible god damn kisser but I haven’t paid for a beer around him in years." - Sonofarex

The Awkward Moment​
"It was in high school. I was spending the night at my friend’s house. It was a sweltering summer night, so my friend and I were in just our boxers, hanging out in his back house.

"Porn somehow comes on TV (I can’t remember if he put it in a DVD or what). We’re just talking about the girls and next thing I know my friend is obviously hard and rubbing himself. I start to do it too. In a matter of minutes we’re both jerking off on the couch next to each other. He c**s really fast and I immediately feel awkward. I finally end up c***ing…into a sock. It was weird because we just acted like nothing happened. He turned off the porn and we started playing Mario Kart. Never talked about it again and we were friends for years." - Schlong_Princess

Swimming Buddies
"One time in high school me and a buddy were swimming in my pool and for reasons unknown my buddy floated on his back, stuck only his dick out of the water and made the jaws duh-nuh noise repeatedly. So I did the same for a good ten minutes. My mother looked out the window to check on us and saw us both dicks in the air. That was a weird conversation with her later that day." - 1quick69

The Undercover Date
"I made a really big sale at my job and the entire company was really excited about it. A new hire was a guy that was 10-15 years older than me and he asked if I wanted to grab a steak to celebrate. He was a cool guy so I said sure. We had fun at dinner and he insisted on picking up the whole tab. He was talking about how he just moved to town for the job and didn't know anyone else so I thought I'd be nice and ask if he wanted to see movie or something so we did and I bought the tickets and sodas. After the movie we went our separate ways and the following Monday one of my buddies came into my office and shut the door and started laughing at me. Apparently the new guy was gay and I didn't pick up on the fact that he thought we were on a date.

"This was almost 20 years ago in the Midwest. People were still pissed at Ellen for kissing a woman on TV. I felt bad about it for leading that guy on but it didn't affect our work relationship. We kept hanging out after and it was never awkward. He did bring it up when he moved to a different city and thought it was funny how oblivious I was to the whole thing. He said it was refreshing. As far as I know that was the only gay date I have been on." - Brightsidesuicide

The Bargain
"Kissed another guy. It was the two of us and two girls. Deal was if we kissed for fifteen seconds, the two of them would let us suck their boobs for ten seconds each. Good bargain IMO. They were both attractive while my friend and I were not." - Honeydukesguy

The Confidence Booster
"At a party some time ago a (really drunk) guy came up to me and made out with me. I did not really have time to think so i just kind of froze in that moment. Then when the kissing ended he looked at me telling me 'I don't usually do that, but your [sic] kind of cute'. I blushed and told him thanks, that I'm not gay but I appreciated the action.

"It felt really good since I had a really difficult time with girls at that time with a LOT of rejections, and low self esteem. And I've never had my looks complimented before so that was really nice to hear and boosted my confidence for weeks after. I have been kind of bragging about it since." - Zenkan

Howdy Cowboys
"In high school my and my friend put little barbie sized cowboy hats on our erections and had a stand off at high noon." - ArmBarMike

 

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