Donald Trump becoming president seems more and more possible with each passing day. If you're not willing to relocate to another country or date a Canadian to get out of dodge, there's one new tool you can purchase to help you survive whatever happens after he's elected. Cards Against Humanity has the perfect survival kit to ride out the apocalypse.    

The Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag is "A pre-packed duffle bag with over a dozen items hand-picked to help you survive the collapse of civilization after Donald Trump is elected President of the United States," according to Cards Against Humanity's website.

Like the satiric and at times sadistic minds behind the game, the bug-out bag features all kinds of hilarious items.  

There's flint and steel "to help you start a fire to warm your cold, terrified family." Seed packets "to help you recreate civilization by cultivating plants." A gas mask "to protect you from the red dust while you scavenge for scrap metal." A space blanket "to keep you warm when building a fire is too risky." A copy of Plato's Republic "so that you can contemplate the ultimate folly of democracy." An application "to become a permanent resident of Mexico." Currency "from Mexico, Guatemala, Nicaragua, and Columbia" to help you once your application has been accepted. And then there's the small gold locket "with a photograph of former president Barack Obama" to remember the good ol' days.  

Of course, the kit contains the game's Trump expansion pack, which features 25 additional cards replete with President Trump-based questions and answers.

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The kit retailed for $25.00 but as the site revealed at the end of its announcement, "All 10,000 bags have sold out. When Donald Trump is elected President, you will perish in the wasteland. Sorry."

That means it's time to build your own.