Nightmare scenario: One of your boys is just idly swiping through Tinder, and they come across your girl on there. Even though you’re officially an item (it even says so on Facebook). You don’t believe it, but your mate screengrabs it, and it causes all sorts of embarrassment when they post it on your group chat.
Now there is a way to avoid this: for just $4.99, Swipe Buster will allow you to Tinder-swoop. Just put in their first name, age, sex and location, and it’ll trawl through and find them if they’re on there on the DL. Or you could, on the other hand, be less of a paranoid stalker creep. Developers told E! that it was actually more about highlighting the lack of online privacy than recreating an episode of Cheaters: “People have way too much information about themselves available publicly. People should be aware of the privacy settings on all the services they use.” Nah, we ain’t buying that. It’s clearly just for ultra-clingy girlfriends.
Alternatively, you could look up your friends on there, and embarrassing them with the horrible topless selfies they use to pull girls.