In the ever-expanding world of things that make absolutely no sense, few reign quite as unfathomably supreme as Sarah Palin. Palin, most known for literally quitting her job as Governor of Alaska, is currently haunting Iowa with the ghost of Donald Trump's hairline in the name of being a Republican trolling.

Thankfully, such trolling is apparently warranting interviews like this:

"You guys brought me here to talk about Iowa politics and the caucus tonight, not to talk about my kids," Palin told Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie during a Today appearance when asked about the recent arrest of her son, whose alleged violence she previously suggested (see below) could be partially blamed on President Barack Obama:

"I never blamed President Obama,'' Palin insists, perhaps temporarily forgetting her original comments. "What I have blamed President Obama in doing, though, is this level of disrespect for the United States military that is made manifest in getting budgets, in not trying to beef it up and let our military do the job that they are trained to do."

As previously reported, Track Palin (yep.) was arrested for domestic violence just as the nation was coming to terms with the reality that Sarah Palin was still very much a public figure and had now decided to further torture us by throwing her misguided political weight behind the trolliest troll to ever troll, Donald Trump.

No pressure, Iowa.