Anyone with the name Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is destined for great things.
The 34-year-old man legally changed his name from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke to the way better Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop in 2011, thereby insuring that every one one of his arrests would be a news story.
Which brings us to present day: Zopittybop-bop-bop has been arrested on charges of assaulting two officers in Washington, one of them a campus police officer at Evergreen State College and the other a local sheriff's deputy.
According to The Olympian , the first officer was responding to a call that someone was tearing down fliers on campus when he tackled Zopittybop-bop-bop to the ground. At that point, Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly tried to grab the officer's gun, bit the officer's ring finger, and tried to stab him with a pen before beating him over the head with his own handcuff case.
After being tasered, TWICE!, Zopittybop-bop-bop escaped on foot until he was found by the sheriff's deputy, who he allegedly threw rocks and a brick at. The deputy tasered Zopittybop-bop-bop a third time, and finally arrested him.
It's not Zopittybop-bop-bop's first brush with the law. He was busted on drug charges in 2012, which is when America first fell in love with that beautiful name. Then he was arrested again in 2013 on another weed charge, also making headlines, thus proving that, yes, his name is still hilarious.
