The Saddest 'Grand Theft Auto V' Video Ever: We Can All Hear You Flirting With the Strippers (Video)

We're not going to ask how much time and money you've spent at the strip club in Grand Theft Auto V

It's not the spending of virtual cash on polygon strippers that fill us with so much real world shame, but the act of 'flirting' with the Destinies and Chastities of Los Santos that makes us feel less than proud of our time in the Vanilla Unicorn. Isn't there a helicopter we could be sticky bombing instead? If you're going to be flirting with the strippers, do yourself a solid and turn the damn microphone off. 

In an attempt to flirt with a stripper enough to bring her home, YouTube user Robert Brooks heard someone trying to seduce a dancer, and he recorded it...and you should just, just, listen to it.

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